I’m Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.
I have a story cancer in my brain, and I’d like to spread it to you.
When righteous daydreamer Jared Stern becomes the chance witness to a vampire’s murderous meal, he decides to take it upon himself to rid his city of the threat. But the vampire Keen, not so easily defeated, takes an interest of his own in his would-be slayer.
It’s neck and neck in ensuing bloody battles, a bout of about turns of turns of mind, and an obsession with wordplay set upon a deadpan penchant for puns.
And that’s only the beginning. So join me, for an action-packed horror story—a tale of tricks and traps traversing New York City, either to repair the world…or to stain it.
What is this?
It’s a vampire novel and podcast. Keen’s Turn can be listened to from the comfort of your own web browser, no signup required, on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or most wherever podcasts are found.
Click on one of the buttons or links on the homepage to be taken to a lovely platform with lots of play buttons, and find the one next to “Welcome to Keen’s Turn” to get started. It’s not too hard, I promise.
If you’d prefer reading, you can find transcripts free on Wattpad.
Is this for me?
This story identifies as urban-fantasy action-horror with light and dark humor, violence, profanity, and adult themes. It does not identify as mystery, historical fiction, comedy, tragedy, romance, swashbuckler, or space opera, though it may contain trace amounts of these substances.
If you like some combination of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fright Night (original or remake), Penny Dreadful, Supernatural, Good Omens, Airplane!, Constantine, Sherlock, True Blood, or vampire fiction in general, you may like this show. But really, there’s nothing quite like Keen’s Turn, which is why I’m having to write it.
And if you’re jumping on this carnival ride, fair warning—you’d best have the stomach for some offal puns.
Is this for kids?
No? How kids are we talking? See above. But I hear the kids are watching American Horror Story these days, so what do I know.